Monday, May 5, 2014

Simple Funda of World Economics - "If You have 2 Cows"

TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies and the economy grows. You retire on the income.

INDIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows. You worship them.

PAKISTANI ECONOMICS
You don't have any cows. You go to your friends house where he hospitably offers one of his cows as a gift. You tell all your other friends who tell all their
friends; before your hospitable friend knows it he has thousands of Pakistanis at his door.

AMERICAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows. You sell one and force the other to
produce the milk of four cows. You profess surprise
when the cow drops dead. You put the blame on some
nation with cows and naturally that nation will be a
danger to mankind. You wage a war to save the world
and grab the cows.

FRENCH ECONOMICS
You have two cows. You go on strike because you want
three cows.

GERMAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows. You reengineer them so that they
live for 100 years, eat once a month and milk
themselves.

BRITISH ECONOMICS
You have two cows. They are both mad.

ITALIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows. You don't know where they are. You
break for lunch.

JAPANESE ECONOMICS
You have two cows. You redesign them so that they are
one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce
twenty times the milk. You then create cute cartoon
cow images called "Cowkimon" and Market them
worldwide.

RUSSIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows. You count them and learn you have
five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42
cows. You count them again and learn you have 17 cows.
You give up counting and open another bottle of vodka.

CHINESE ECONOMICS
You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them.
You claim full employment, high bovine productivity
and arrest anyone reporting the actual numbers.

BANGLADESH ECONOMICS
You have two cows. You don't know economy. You choose
one of them as the Prime Minister.